As you know there are a lot of so called Pole Dancing certifications out there, to “qualify” you to teach the art of pole dancing.  So who owns one of these pieces of paper?  Do they give you the power to flaunt the “expertise” you now have in poledancing, compared to those that have been teaching for many years without one of these Golden Tickets ?  Did you know, you can be “qualified” to teach in one day !  Woohoo now that is time saving luck.  Go on, head in to your new class in the village hall and show those students how to mix it up with the best.  Don’t forget to take your piece of paper, I mean your new pole qualification, just so you can prove to all that you have been selected in to the ranks of an “Experienced” Pole Dancing Instructor.  Don’t let anyone tell you any different, you’ve worked hard for it ! Watching that DVD and then paying the money for that sheet of nicely printed paper has got you this far, so don’t turn back now!

To add to these, myself and my good friends at the University Of Whatever have now come up with our own qualification.  Now this is not just any old qualification, this is a DEGREE!  Through me and the boys we have just saved you from 3 years of hard work and a lot of money !  Do you know someone deserving of this accolade?  Or fancy cutting a few corners yourself?  Remember it’s who you know, not what you know So come on, roll up roll up, get your Degrees here!!

Head on over to the University Of Whatever and claim your prize !!

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