Fancy something different?  Want to be the cool kid in class or just the guy or girl that everyone wants to be? Then read on !

University of Whatever (UOW) are here to put you at the top of the class with their Cool Clobber. My mate Mr Scott Clifford was the brainy one in class, but not the coolest.  Well not until now ! Scotty boy has broken ranks, bypassed the educational system to make you the coolest cat in town with his UOW range.  Yes for you, the one that didn’t go or the one that just went to party. From the mens Vintage & Classic range, women’s Hoodies & Tees down to the rugrat’s Hoodies.

Footy Club?  Netball? Mud Wrestling Team?  All maybe cool but if you look like a dag then you’ve already lost the game !  Head on over to the Fun Club Tops and get creative!  Walk onto that pitch in style innit’ !

Ok so you went to Uni, big deal! I bet for the 3 years you did nothing but drink, have failed relationships and run around like Starsky & Hutch! To top it all off I also bet you don’t have anything to show for it except for some measley diploma you actually don’t even need! Or maybe an STD ?!? There’s at least 20 of them !
Tear up that old Diploma coz the UOW can now graduate you in any subject you want! Do you wish you could’ve wasted 4 years of your life testing Dildos? Or even a 2 year stint as a Beer Taster? Well step up and join rank. Welcome to the University of Whatever. Choose your Halls of Residence et voilà you’ve got yourself a new Diploma and a new start to life !

University of Whatever is here to stay….. isn’t it time you enrolled?